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	<title>Canteen Oil</title>
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		<title>Deer, Oh Dear</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Its hard when you spot a deer to not immediately go to the image of Bambi&#8217;s mother and the emotional trauma that follows.
So it was this past weekend when a doe wandered into the field behind the family home and plopped down below a tree, that the thought occurred to me how much that deer [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=612&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/deer-oh-dear/</link>
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		<title>I Smell a Rat</title>
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When I recently joined a gym, I was flooded with many welcomes as I toured the facility. During my walk through, my tour guide explained the various rules and regulations, many of which you would find at any other gym &#8211; wipe the equipment down when you&#8217;re done, wear sandals in the shower, and so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=592&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/i-smell-a-rat/</link>
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		<title>Living with the Empire</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently caught up with some old friends of ours from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
After a careful viewing of Stars Wars Episode IV, something profound revealed itself to me. Something that for so long I and many others have overlooked despite how obvious it all was. Audiences around [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=492&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/08/11/living-with-the-empire/</link>
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		<title>A Cagen Recipe</title>
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INGREDIENTS
1 Long-haired Nicolas “Nick” Cage.
1 Blonde babe.
1 Blazer.
2 1/2 Chase scenes.
1 Mysterious object.
3 Goons wearing suits.
1 Older, crew cut evil mastermind.
1 Burger King toy tie-in and/or talk show appearance.
7 Months of hype.


DIRECTIONS
Season Nicolas Cage by having wardrobe fit the long-haired thespian with a navy blue blazer.
Slowly stir in a mysterious object – a box with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=556&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/07/01/a-cagen-recipe/</link>
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		<title>Thinking of the Impossible</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought about my childhood before getting bored with the familiarity of it all. Instead, I moved in the opposite direction and started to ponder about the future. I thought about where I could end up, what I might be doing and who I may be with.
ButI didn&#8217;t dwell too much on those details. Rather, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=559&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/thinking-of-the-impossible/</link>
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		<title>Hulkamania Runs Wild in My Dream</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Allow me to share a dream I had:
I was golfing down in Florida. It was a beautiful sunny afternoon; there were no clouds in the sky. The green leaves hanging from the trees seemed to glisten. While walking down the fairway, I ran into none other than Hulk Hogan and Jimmy &#8220;The Mouth of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=552&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/hulkamania-runs-wild-in-my-dream/</link>
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		<title>A Revealing Look Back</title>
		<description><![CDATA[They say that to truly know where you are heading, you have to first look back at where you came from. If we look back today, we can see that it has been almost ten years since the last major transition in songwriting. While the iPod may have irrevocably changed how we get and listen [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=514&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/a-revealing-look-back/</link>
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		<title>A Closet Heist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m losing pants at an alarming rate.
Let me get you up to speed on my investigation:
First, I have no idea at what point in the supply line my pants are getting lost. My routine is pretty standard. Once I take my clothes off, I toss them in the laundry basket. Maybe 5-7 days later, I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=483&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/a-closet-heist/</link>
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		<title>The Apple of My Eye</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While Charlie Brown has always had a red head to lust after, I have finally found the cherry-topped girl of my dreams.
She&#8217;s beautiful &#8211; not in an overly sexual way, but more of a classical beauty as seen in a black and white head shot sort of way. Behind that gorgeous exterior lies a talented [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=446&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/the-apple-of-my-eye/</link>
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		<title>Oh No He Didn&#8217;t!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was trying to come up with something new to write about. Something amusing, maybe a little funny. Ideally, I would like to offend certain sections of the populace if I could. It&#8217;s been awhile and I wanted to write the perfect post that hit all the right chords.
As I thought about it, something became [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=canteenoil.wordpress.com&blog=4520229&post=430&subd=canteenoil&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://canteenoil.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/oh-no-he-didnt/</link>
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